Change the poster

If you are asked to change the wordings on this image, what will it be?  I would like to see it read,

"They don't teach them like they do before.  It used to be ladies first!

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GARY IS IN THE HOSPITAL

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Who in the hell is Gary?
Well Gary is the guy who gets home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"Gary replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly."What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Gary is in the River Bend Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233

Brilliant Advertising

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Brilliant Advertising "When I write an advertisement, I don't want you to tell me that you find it 'creative.'  I want you to find it so interesting that you buy the product." The headline is a beautiful play of words. Save Trees. Trees save. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  This is a very catchy ad for a karate school. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  The copy says: "Harry's bread. Nice and Soft." Indeed. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  If you think, You can.

____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  A very interesting print ad by Frizz skin salon. Catchy.  ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  Thank God the zoom was invented...  ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  And here is one of the best anti-smoking ad, released by Cancer Patients Aid Association. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  A very simple but hard-hitting advertisement by the Mumbai Traffic Police on the importance of wearing helmet. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  One of the best, by Seagram, that asks drivers to choose carefully between two things:  ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  Here is a very creative use of bowling alleys to advertise for dental implant insurance. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________  IWC, the famous Swiss watch makers, used these stickers on the holds in airport buses to catch the attention of travelling pilots and other passengers for their new "Big Pilot's Watch". ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________

A "Don't Drink and Drive" campaign by Vasir breweries on their beer bottle caps. Upon opening the bottle, the car printed on the cap appears bent, and on reverse we have the simple slogan.  Very simple but effective.

Try looking for cheap flights

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The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.

I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, unzipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing sex ever....


which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.

Don't Miss The Fine Print

If you are wondering what it means when they say don't miss reading the fine print before signing any document...

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Very Clear Signboards

How do you get your message across?  Here are some ideas how others get theirs through.

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The Fine Print

Are you aware what is bad for you?

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