Thursday, November 20, 2008

Public Service

...so said the person with the Vineyard and Winery?

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From My InBox:

> To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer... and those who don't.
>>
>> As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
>> freedom, in water there is bacteria."
>>
>> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
>> demonstrated
>> that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year
>> we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)
> -
>> bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
> poop.
>>
>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
>> tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
> through a
>> purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>
>> Remember: Water = Poop. Wine = Health
>>
>> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
>> water
>> and be full of shit.
>>
>> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
>> doing it as a public service.

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