Would you say I am a thief?

Take a look at this slogan and tell me what it does for you? It inspired me to create.



You can call me a thief or click on the following link to claim "I'd wear it".

I'm not stupid. I'm just unenlightened.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908815/I_m_not_stupid_I_m_just_unenlightened

Here are more that I have created today at the ironing board.

The best place to iron things out is at the ironing board.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908799/The_best_place_to_iron_things_out_is_at_the_ironing_board

If you are happy and you know it say, "I do".
http://www.typetees.com/score/908792/If_you_are_happy_and_you_know_it_say_I_do

The road is long and winding without your glasses on.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908802/The_road_is_long_and_winding_without_your_glasses_on

It's OK to be what you are not as an actor.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908804/It_s_OK_to_be_what_you_are_not_as_an_actor

A psychiatrist makes a living calling people names.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908806/A_psychiatrist_makes_a_living_calling_people_names

Travel far and wide for vast knowledge and bills.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908808/Travel_far_and_wide_for_vast_knowledge_and_bills

How do I feel after creating so many slogans?

An active mind is a tired mind.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908803/An_active_mind_is_a_tired_mind

And you know what I thought of as I iron?
Where on web have you been? I need you to score my slogans!
http://www.typetees.com/score/908809/Where_on_web_have_you_been

OK, I need to

Rock-a-by baby, to the beat of rock.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908811/Rock_a_by_baby_to_the_beat_of_rock

...so that
My dreams came true in my dreams.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908813/My_dreams_came_true_in_my_dreams

...and hope this time my slogans got printed for real.