Showing posts with label Confucius. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Confucius. Show all posts

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Confucius Said What?

You live in an Equatorial country and plan to travel to Europe during their winter months?  I would expect Confucius to tell you:

Man who travels in winter
burnt holes in pockets
to shiver in the cold

From My InBox:

Confucius Says:
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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is 
Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there..
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has no humour!!!
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