The other worldComm

From My InBox:

Yesterday I went to buy joss sticks and joss paper to pray for my ancestors. 

The towkay asked me if I want to buy paper iphone to burn for my ancestors. I said they know how to use or not? He said Steve Jobs already there, can teach them to use. I said ok loh. 

He asked want to buy casing? I also said ok. 

Next he asked me if I wanted Bluetooth? I said might as well loh. 

What about charger? I said need charger meh? He said of course lah, after battery no power how? So I bought the charger also. 

Then I asked for his name card. He said why you need my name card?

I said I burn for my ancestors. For warranty claim, they will contact you direct.