Wednesday, October 31, 2012

IGNORE invitation@mydailyflog.com

If you received a message from your friend about "mydailyflog", you should ignore it.  Why?  Google "my daily flog scam" and you will come across quite a number of annoyed "subscribers" like me.

If you google "greenbeingnancy" you will see that they have already allocated a "homepage" for me which I am not even aware of.  I found the contact information of "mydailyflog" at the following link:


http://www.mydailyflog.com/go/contact_us

...and have written  to request them to remove "greenbeingnancy homepage" which are posted with stuff that I am not involved with.


 This is the message I received from my friend on 5/24/09 to check out her photos:

(my friend's name) invitation@mydailyflog.com
   
5/24/09
       
to me

Hi!
I would like to invite you to visit MyDailyFlog and see my latest photos.

Check out: http://www.mydailyflog.com/go/invite_register/jojoamalee/39167251&stc=26 

Cheers!

(my friend's name)


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Monday, October 29, 2012

Believe in "The Power of We"


Remember to watch what you say because once its out, you just can't take it back.  

That's Mitt Romney's mistake when he tried to impress women voters during the US 2012 presidential election.  During a debate he talked about "going to a number of women's groups" in his efforts to find female candidates "to pull together a cabinet" and what he received from them was "binders full of women".

See how some Americans are relating to binders being sold at Amazon.com.  This is what the Power of We is all about.  

From My InBox:

Pretty funny stuff.  Forward to every woman you know.  Especially those who plan to vote for Mitt, because, you know, he really respects them. 

A play on Romney's comment during the recent debate about having "binders full of women."  Amazon must be getting more traffic this week than ever.

http://goo.gl/S2quR

Everybody contributes in their own way to the political discussion.  I hope most of these 900+ reviewers also do something more concrete, like get on the phones, drive people to the polls or at least donate.

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Yes, I do what I preached and shortened following link to http://goo.gl/S2quR:

http://www.amazon.com/Avery-Durable-Binder-EZ-Turn-17032/product-reviews/B001B0CTMU/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Sending to the Wrong Email Address

From The Laughter Club:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: July 19, 2010

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!


The bet

From My InBox:

A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender. "I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the room." 

The bartender looks at the man like he was nuts and says with a laugh, "Ooook buddy. You got a deal." 

So the man walks over to the other side of the room, pulls down his zipper and just lets it fly. Piss goes everywhere; on the bar, on customers, all over the bartender, but not a drop lands in the cup. 

The man walks back over to the bartender. The bartender says, "Ha ha ha. Well pay up." So the man pays him, turns around and begins to laugh hysterically. 

The bartender asks, "You just lost $500, why are you laughing?" 

The man turns around and says to the bartender, "Well you see that man over there." The bartender says, "Yeah." He replies, "Well, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar and you, and that you would be happy and laugh about it!"

Friday, October 19, 2012

The Australian Poetry Competition

From the Laughter Club:

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal.

They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was ‘TIMBUKTU’

First to read his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent;
They were three, and we were two,
So I bucked one, and Tim buktu.

The aboriginal won.

Google URL Shortener

Just discovered Google URL Shortener.  This is where you can paste your very long, long Uniform Resource Locator (URL) to have it shorten:

http://goo.gl/

Here is an example of a very long, long Uniform Resource Locator (URL)...



 

...shorten to this:



It is definitely a shorter link vs what you can get at tinyURL.com

http://tinyurl.com/98u7jhr

This is great for people like me who like to collect links to sites where I can find useful or interesting information.  A shorter link does not take up too much space to save in my file and is also less messy to copy and paste to share it with my friends.

Happy shortening.

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

From My InBox: 

God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honour thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'


Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments..'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'
 

Monday, October 15, 2012

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

From My InBox:

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex, I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '...

What clogs up your artieries?

What clog up your artieries?  See for yourself before you grab that cheese burger.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Let's go BAD

It's Blog Action Day. What can we say together to make things happen?

Saturday, October 13, 2012

On Death Sentence in Mexico

From The Laughter Club: Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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Friday, October 12, 2012

Need a good laugh?

Need a good laugh? This video will do the job. From My InBox: Have a good weekend.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Smelly no more and safe

Don't like the smell in your house?

Before you pay for that can of air freshener make sure that it is a "phthalate-free," product.  Product labeled "fragrance" on it most likely contains some form of phthalate, such as, phthatates compounds such as DBP (di-n-butyl phthalate) or DEP (diethyl phthalate), which can easily evaporate into food or the atmosphere to affect your health.

Here is another green option you can try.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Power of We

I just registered for Blog Action Day. Join me and take part in a huge global discussion.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

The Power of We

I just registered for Blog Action Day October 15, 2012. Join me and take part in a huge global discussion.