High Urinals

From My InBox:

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'

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POEMS FOUND IN A MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET

From My In Box:

POEMS FOUND IN A MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET (in Singapore )

The first one goes:

THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'

Another one...

Here I lie in stinky vapour,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

This one by a budding poet...

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to shit

But only farted

Then the next guy comes along....

You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

And shit my pants!

Third guy with some inspiration.....

I came here

To shit and stink,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

The 4th guy....

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to shit and stink,

But I come

here to scratch my balls ,

And read the bullshit on the walls.....

Then this guy from Singapore Fire Dept ....... (written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Since the Ministry of Environment owns the toilets they have something to say too.....

We aim to please!

You aim too! Please

and on the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally a restaurant owner took this aiming issue a step further.....
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

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