Impossible love. Do you mind?

Here is an impossible love that can get me all confused. I love playing with words. Here is one.

Imagine MIND stands for "Mimic Incidents Not Decent".

That is what all minds tend to love to do sometimes. So, the call is to

DON'T Mimic Incidents Not Decent!

Why? Because I do mind, especially, if my kids are at it.

So, what am I saying here?

DON'T Mimic Incidents Not Decent. I do MIND.

But then, that is the kind of thing the mind loves to do that I would prick my kids up and away from.

Like that? Vote to claim "I'd Wear It".

Would you say I am a thief?

Take a look at this slogan and tell me what it does for you? It inspired me to create.



You can call me a thief or click on the following link to claim "I'd wear it".

I'm not stupid. I'm just unenlightened.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908815/I_m_not_stupid_I_m_just_unenlightened

Here are more that I have created today at the ironing board.

The best place to iron things out is at the ironing board.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908799/The_best_place_to_iron_things_out_is_at_the_ironing_board

If you are happy and you know it say, "I do".
http://www.typetees.com/score/908792/If_you_are_happy_and_you_know_it_say_I_do

The road is long and winding without your glasses on.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908802/The_road_is_long_and_winding_without_your_glasses_on

It's OK to be what you are not as an actor.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908804/It_s_OK_to_be_what_you_are_not_as_an_actor

A psychiatrist makes a living calling people names.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908806/A_psychiatrist_makes_a_living_calling_people_names

Travel far and wide for vast knowledge and bills.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908808/Travel_far_and_wide_for_vast_knowledge_and_bills

How do I feel after creating so many slogans?

An active mind is a tired mind.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908803/An_active_mind_is_a_tired_mind

And you know what I thought of as I iron?
Where on web have you been? I need you to score my slogans!
http://www.typetees.com/score/908809/Where_on_web_have_you_been

OK, I need to

Rock-a-by baby, to the beat of rock.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908811/Rock_a_by_baby_to_the_beat_of_rock

...so that
My dreams came true in my dreams.
http://www.typetees.com/score/908813/My_dreams_came_true_in_my_dreams

...and hope this time my slogans got printed for real.

Making full use of waiting time

Last night, my family went out for dinner. What would you do while waiting for the dishes to arrive? I had my family creatively engaged in creating slogans for Threadless.

Since the tees for sales there are also meant for kids, we try to create ones
that parents would appreciate enough to buy for their kids to wear. Some of them are food and dinning utensils inspired.

"Breakfast epic. The fork and spoon flew off on the saucer."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902701/Breakfast_epic_The_fork_and_spoon_flew_off_on_the_saucer

"I am hungry. My chopsticks don't click."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902714/I_am_hungry_My_chopsticks_don_t_click

""Ping!" Ideas dissipate. The light bulb's broken." (Inspired by sounds of waiters serving food)
http://www.typetees.com/score/902774/Ping_Ideas_dissipate_The_light_bulb_s_broken

"If oil and water don't mix, are they fighting in my body?"
http://www.typetees.com/score/902718/If_oil_and_water_don_t_mix_are_they_fighting_in_my_body

"Don't leave the sourdough high and dry." (That's actually my husband's complain for drinking up the soup in the sourdough)
http://www.typetees.com/score/902757/Don_t_leave_the_sourdough_high_and_dry

"Little Miss Muppet splattered curds and whey killed big spider."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902789/Little_Miss_Muppet_splattered_curds_and_whey_killed_big_spider

"Pillow fight notice. Time: Tonight Venue: Bedroom."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902707/Pillow_fight_notice_Time_Tonight_Venue_Bedroom

"My tee size aged me."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902711/My_tee_size_aged_me

"Don't blink. I am trying to wink at you."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902720/Don_t_blink_I_am_trying_to_wink_at_you

"I am into brick-à-brat."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902724/I_am_into_brick_brat

"I am into you till I am into you."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902725/I_am_into_you_till_I_am_into_you

"(Not) Been There Done That (Virtually)."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902731/Not_Been_There_Done_That_Virtually

"Doctors code: Don't keep me pensive. It's expensive."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902741/Doctors_code_Don_t_keep_me_pensive_It_s_expensive

"Stay clear. It takes two to quarrel."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902743/Stay_clear_It_takes_two_to_quarrel

"Don't wear that. It's defensive."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902747/Don_t_wear_that_It_s_defensive

"My tee is anatomically correct."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902751/My_tee_is_anatomically_correct

"I am older/younger than my tee size. (Delete where applicable)"
http://www.typetees.com/score/902807/I_am_older_younger_than_my_tee_size_Delete_where_applicable

"Jack and Jill climb up the hill singing, "Rain, rain go away...""
http://www.typetees.com/score/902795/Jack_and_Jill_climb_up_the_hill_singing_Rain_rain_go_away

You can submit your slogans at any links to my slogans. Be kind enough to
score me for giving you this lead to make USD500. Thank you.

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...don't forget the person who is giving you this lead, yours truly. Click on the following links to my slogans and click again to claim, "I'd wear it":

"Freedom is scary without guidance."

"Can't find one when you need one."

"I peep but did not look."

"One can be as backward as forward does."

"Freedom is hard work without a leading hand."

"Let's vote us out of poverty."

Good luck (to me too).