Drinking up some cheers

Christmas is around the corner and if you are looking out for great drinks recipes, check out Drink Project. 

What I like about this site is that you can search recipes for drinks you have tried or you can type in one of the ingredients you have on hand to find out what you can concoct with it.  And if you are not willing to spend too much mixing a wide variety of drinks or ingredients, you can always check out their recipes for drinks that require only two ingredients.

For the more ambitious, there are recipes for drinks using five ingredients.

Merry X'mas and a Happy New Year







 

Public Service

...so said the person with the Vineyard and Winery?

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From My InBox:

> To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer... and those who don't.
>>
>> As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
>> freedom, in water there is bacteria."
>>
>> In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
>> demonstrated
>> that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year
>> we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)
> -
>> bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
> poop.
>>
>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
>> tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
> through a
>> purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>
>> Remember: Water = Poop. Wine = Health
>>
>> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
>> water
>> and be full of shit.
>>
>> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
>> doing it as a public service.

THE VALUE OF A DRINK

'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.


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'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. '
~Frank Sinatra



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


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'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.'
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


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'24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I think not.'
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


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'When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!'
~ Brian O'Rourke



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


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'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
~ Benjamin Franklin



WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


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'Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.'
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them..


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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not