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Monday, September 5, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ....
From The Laughter Club:
Who in the hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in the Royal Brisbane Hospital, Critical Care Unit.
New Treatment For Sunburn
Read this with a pinch of salt and laugh.
From The Laughter Club
Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn -
A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for sever al hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital , and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding
with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?’
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'
From The Laughter Club
Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn -
A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for sever al hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital , and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding
with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?’
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
A Cardiologist's Funeral
From My InBox:
A Cardiologist's Funeral
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.......
A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..
At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.'
A Cardiologist's Funeral
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.......
A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..
At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.'
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
What Are Words
Subscribe to newsletter from Dr Ben Kim and this will be one of the stuff you will stumble upon.
http://drbenkim.com/what-are-words-chris-medina.htm
From My InBox:
A video featuring the story of Chris Medina and his fiancee, Julie, who suffered brain damage in a car accident shortly before they were to be married.
Anywhere you go, I'll be there
Anytime you whisper my name, you'll see
How every single promise I keep
Cuz what kind of guy would I be
If I was to leave when you need me most
What are words
If you really don't mean them
When you say them
What are words
If they're only for good times
Then they don't
When it's love
Yeah, you say them out loud
Those words, They never go away
They live on, even when we're gone
And I know an angel was sent just for me
And I know I'm meant to be where I am
And I'm gonna be
Standing right beside her tonight
And I'm gonna be by your side
I would never leave when she needs me most
What are words
If you really don't mean them
When you say them
What are words
If they're only for good times
Then they don't
When it's love
Yeah, you say them out loud
Those words, They never go away
They live on, even when we're gone
Anywhere you are, I am near
Anywhere you go, I'll be there
And I'm gonna be here forever more
Every single promise I keep
Cuz what kind of guy would I be
If I was to leave when you need me most
I'm forever keeping my angel close
http://drbenkim.com/what-are-words-chris-medina.htm
From My InBox:
A video featuring the story of Chris Medina and his fiancee, Julie, who suffered brain damage in a car accident shortly before they were to be married.
Lyrics for "What Are Words," by Chris Medina
Anywhere you are, I am nearAnywhere you go, I'll be there
Anytime you whisper my name, you'll see
How every single promise I keep
Cuz what kind of guy would I be
If I was to leave when you need me most
What are words
If you really don't mean them
When you say them
What are words
If they're only for good times
Then they don't
When it's love
Yeah, you say them out loud
Those words, They never go away
They live on, even when we're gone
And I know an angel was sent just for me
And I know I'm meant to be where I am
And I'm gonna be
Standing right beside her tonight
And I'm gonna be by your side
I would never leave when she needs me most
What are words
If you really don't mean them
When you say them
What are words
If they're only for good times
Then they don't
When it's love
Yeah, you say them out loud
Those words, They never go away
They live on, even when we're gone
Anywhere you are, I am near
Anywhere you go, I'll be there
And I'm gonna be here forever more
Every single promise I keep
Cuz what kind of guy would I be
If I was to leave when you need me most
I'm forever keeping my angel close
Chords for "What Are Words," by Chris Medina
"What Are Words" @ tabs.ultimate-guitar.comFriday, July 22, 2011
Maxis "Friend Finder" not friendly
Are you using Maxis "Friend Finder" service? If you are, it is time to stop because you should not be paying to get the wrong answers.
Cooking lunch for my hubby today, I thought I should check on "Friend Finder" to see if he is already on the way back before cooking the vegetable. I know he is at his worksite near Jalan Raja Chulan so I got a surprise to see that he is not anywhere nearer home in Kajang but right down in Shah Alam!
So, I decided to give him a call to enquire if he is going to be back late for lunch. He did not pick my call and I was directed to his voicemail instead. After 10 minutes of waiting for him to call me back, I decided to use "Friend Finder"again to see if he is on the way back. This is the response I received:
"012-xxxxxxx phone is off or out of coverage now. Please try again later."
As I was wondering what my husband is up to, I heard the front door opened and in came my husband. The last I saw, my husband was driving his Hyundai and it's super not possible for him to be back from Shah Alam within such a short span of time. I asked if he has received my call earlier. He said that he did not. So I told him to check his phone to see if he has switched it off accidentally.
He was very positive that he did not as he has received a call earlier. I looked at his call history and did not see a missed call from me either. So, I tried calling him from my mobile phone again. His phone did not ring and I was put on his voicemail again. He tried calling his mobile phone with our house phone and got the same response.
Curious, he removed his battery and checked his SIM card before placing them back and turned on his phone again. This time the phone isn't working. Since he lost his phone recently and had his SIM card replaced, we decided to use my phone to call Maxis at 123 to find out what is wrong with his mobile line and to check if there is a possibility that his SIM card has been cloned.
The Customer service personnel told us that there is nothing wrong with his line. He was told to switch off his phone and turn it back on to see if the problem is rectified. He tried that again and got his line back as he could now see the missed call from me.
The explanation the Maxis staff could gave us was that this happens and it has to do with network connection and that the next time we face the same situation, just switch off the phone and then turn it back on. She could not answer me when I asked why we should be charged for "Friend Finder" service if we are given wrong information.
I did a search on the internet to see if others faced the same problem with this service and came across a user who wanted to test its accuracy as he planned to hide one of his handphones in his car so that he could track it with "Friend Finder" service should it be stolen. With both mobile phones on hand he sent out the SMS to Maxis from one phone to track location of the other. He was then in Chow Kit but the "Friend Finder" response he received indicated "Bukit Jalil" instead.
Come to think of it, "Friend Finder" service could well help break up relationships should one already be doubtful of one's partner. That is not friendly. Don't you think so?
Cooking lunch for my hubby today, I thought I should check on "Friend Finder" to see if he is already on the way back before cooking the vegetable. I know he is at his worksite near Jalan Raja Chulan so I got a surprise to see that he is not anywhere nearer home in Kajang but right down in Shah Alam!
So, I decided to give him a call to enquire if he is going to be back late for lunch. He did not pick my call and I was directed to his voicemail instead. After 10 minutes of waiting for him to call me back, I decided to use "Friend Finder"again to see if he is on the way back. This is the response I received:
"012-xxxxxxx phone is off or out of coverage now. Please try again later."
As I was wondering what my husband is up to, I heard the front door opened and in came my husband. The last I saw, my husband was driving his Hyundai and it's super not possible for him to be back from Shah Alam within such a short span of time. I asked if he has received my call earlier. He said that he did not. So I told him to check his phone to see if he has switched it off accidentally.
He was very positive that he did not as he has received a call earlier. I looked at his call history and did not see a missed call from me either. So, I tried calling him from my mobile phone again. His phone did not ring and I was put on his voicemail again. He tried calling his mobile phone with our house phone and got the same response.
Curious, he removed his battery and checked his SIM card before placing them back and turned on his phone again. This time the phone isn't working. Since he lost his phone recently and had his SIM card replaced, we decided to use my phone to call Maxis at 123 to find out what is wrong with his mobile line and to check if there is a possibility that his SIM card has been cloned.
The Customer service personnel told us that there is nothing wrong with his line. He was told to switch off his phone and turn it back on to see if the problem is rectified. He tried that again and got his line back as he could now see the missed call from me.
The explanation the Maxis staff could gave us was that this happens and it has to do with network connection and that the next time we face the same situation, just switch off the phone and then turn it back on. She could not answer me when I asked why we should be charged for "Friend Finder" service if we are given wrong information.
I did a search on the internet to see if others faced the same problem with this service and came across a user who wanted to test its accuracy as he planned to hide one of his handphones in his car so that he could track it with "Friend Finder" service should it be stolen. With both mobile phones on hand he sent out the SMS to Maxis from one phone to track location of the other. He was then in Chow Kit but the "Friend Finder" response he received indicated "Bukit Jalil" instead.
Come to think of it, "Friend Finder" service could well help break up relationships should one already be doubtful of one's partner. That is not friendly. Don't you think so?
An actual AD in the paper...
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