On Death Sentence in Mexico

From The Laughter Club: Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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Life is unpredictable.

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> This guy was walking into the water, not even ankle deep yet, and 
> two killer whales just snatched him.
>
> No blood. No guts. No mess. Just GONE!!
>
> He happened to be waving at a friend who was taking a video of him, 
> but it became his last wave EVER!
>
> Just suppose that his friend had not been filming at that moment, or 
> had not been looking in that direction.
>
> Except for this incredible video, he would have been gone without 
> even a trace, never to be found by family or friends.
>
> His first clue should have been the seal pup that was coming to shore.
>
> This is a classic case of a person being in the wrong place at the 
> wrong time.