new nursery songs-u must learn!!

Roses
are red; violets are blue

Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too

Not in a cage but laughing at you.



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Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental ho! spital i s not so far.



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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?



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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away



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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.

HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi

HE saw me in dark, HE created light

HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.



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When your life is in darkness, pray to God

ask him to free you from darkness

and if after you pray,

you're still in darkness,

Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!