Making full use of waiting time

Last night, my family went out for dinner. What would you do while waiting for the dishes to arrive? I had my family creatively engaged in creating slogans for Threadless.

Since the tees for sales there are also meant for kids, we try to create ones
that parents would appreciate enough to buy for their kids to wear. Some of them are food and dinning utensils inspired.

"Breakfast epic. The fork and spoon flew off on the saucer."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902701/Breakfast_epic_The_fork_and_spoon_flew_off_on_the_saucer

"I am hungry. My chopsticks don't click."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902714/I_am_hungry_My_chopsticks_don_t_click

""Ping!" Ideas dissipate. The light bulb's broken." (Inspired by sounds of waiters serving food)
http://www.typetees.com/score/902774/Ping_Ideas_dissipate_The_light_bulb_s_broken

"If oil and water don't mix, are they fighting in my body?"
http://www.typetees.com/score/902718/If_oil_and_water_don_t_mix_are_they_fighting_in_my_body

"Don't leave the sourdough high and dry." (That's actually my husband's complain for drinking up the soup in the sourdough)
http://www.typetees.com/score/902757/Don_t_leave_the_sourdough_high_and_dry

"Little Miss Muppet splattered curds and whey killed big spider."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902789/Little_Miss_Muppet_splattered_curds_and_whey_killed_big_spider

"Pillow fight notice. Time: Tonight Venue: Bedroom."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902707/Pillow_fight_notice_Time_Tonight_Venue_Bedroom

"My tee size aged me."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902711/My_tee_size_aged_me

"Don't blink. I am trying to wink at you."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902720/Don_t_blink_I_am_trying_to_wink_at_you

"I am into brick-à-brat."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902724/I_am_into_brick_brat

"I am into you till I am into you."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902725/I_am_into_you_till_I_am_into_you

"(Not) Been There Done That (Virtually)."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902731/Not_Been_There_Done_That_Virtually

"Doctors code: Don't keep me pensive. It's expensive."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902741/Doctors_code_Don_t_keep_me_pensive_It_s_expensive

"Stay clear. It takes two to quarrel."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902743/Stay_clear_It_takes_two_to_quarrel

"Don't wear that. It's defensive."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902747/Don_t_wear_that_It_s_defensive

"My tee is anatomically correct."
http://www.typetees.com/score/902751/My_tee_is_anatomically_correct

"I am older/younger than my tee size. (Delete where applicable)"
http://www.typetees.com/score/902807/I_am_older_younger_than_my_tee_size_Delete_where_applicable

"Jack and Jill climb up the hill singing, "Rain, rain go away...""
http://www.typetees.com/score/902795/Jack_and_Jill_climb_up_the_hill_singing_Rain_rain_go_away

You can submit your slogans at any links to my slogans. Be kind enough to
score me for giving you this lead to make USD500. Thank you.