Our maid asked for a pay increase.
My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. They had a conversation to this effect, in private.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Mom, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Sir said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
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Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Sir did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Mom ...the driver did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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