Thursday, September 8, 2011

just for laughs

An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a
long time.  

Urged on by their friends, they decided
it was finally time to get married. 

Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a conversation regarding
how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living
arrangements and so on. 


Finally, the old gentleman decided it
was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. 

'How do you feel about sex?'

he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment,

adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -

'Is that one word or two?'

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