Monday, January 14, 2013

All be prepared..............

From My InBox:

NO. 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said, Sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.

No comments: