The farmer

From My InBox:

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.
He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. 
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. 

She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'

The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'

The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'

'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband
to defend me..

How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'

The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens,
and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top
of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.

Women live longer than men. Need proof?

Women live longer than men.  Need proof?  Watch this.

From My InBox:

Sharing photos? Disable geotagging feature first!

If you own one, you are most likely aware that your smartphone use GPS location services to enable you to get to unfamiliar places you are driving to.  It works through a geotagging feature that can put your family members in danger if you are sharing photographs online as it can record the precise geographical information of the photos.

So, remember to disable the geotagging feature in your smartphone when you are taking photos you plan on sharing to avoid being traced to the exact location.  For more information about this, watch the following video I received and read this article "Smartphone Pictures Pose Privacy Risks?".

From My InBox:

WARNING!!!! If you take photos with your cell phone

Pfizer Announcement

From My InBox:

Pfizer Announcement ........

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in   liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a very powerful beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to  literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this  a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will  market the new concoction by the name  of ....... MOUNT & DO!

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Cost of driving vs...

From the Laughter Club:

Human Rights? Let's talk about it together.

"I’m taking part in Blog Action Day 2013.

You can join me if you have a blog, vlog, podcast, photo site, tumblr, animation or data blog.

On Blog Action Day 2013 we are going to talk about

"Human Rights" 

as a voice on October 16, 2013.



Register to participate and if you are stuck as to what you should be writing about, watch this video.

Not back for the holidays again?

If your children living overseas are not coming back to visit you yet again during their holidays, show them this video.

Learning Cantonese? Start with numbers.

I have written about the manipulation of number to enhance luck by the Chinese in Asia before. This video from "Off the Wall" will give you a clearer picture of what I am on about.

From My InBox:

Education? Not limited at Coursera.

Learn without limits at Coursera.

It offer courses online for anyone to take, for free and you can learn in the language you are comfortable with.



I picked this up from Nancy Meyer who will be attending an 8 weeks long course by Dr. Richard B. Alley on Energy, the Environment and Our Future.  Who is Dr. Richard B. Alley?  Is he an authority in this subject? You decide.




Students who successfully complete the class will receive a "Statement of Accomplishment" signed by the Dr. Richard B. Alley.

Happy learning and share this information to enhance the life of others.

Grandma knows best

From My InBox:

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? .........

"What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"