Monday, August 12, 2013

Pfizer Announcement

From My InBox:

Pfizer Announcement ........
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in   liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a very powerful beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to  literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this  a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will  market the new concoction by the name  of ....... MOUNT & DO!

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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