Thursday, September 24, 2015

Try looking for cheap flights

From My InBox:

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.

I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, unzipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing sex ever....

which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.

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