And if you are wondering what is this "Generation Y" she is talking about, don't bother searching for the answer. I have that covered!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Looking for a job? Start blogging!
Sacha Chua got her job with IBM because she blogs. Here are her tips.
And if you are wondering what is this "Generation Y" she is talking about, don't bother searching for the answer. I have that covered!
And if you are wondering what is this "Generation Y" she is talking about, don't bother searching for the answer. I have that covered!
Death by PowerPoint
So, you managed to pick up the skills you need to create great images and photos. Now what are you going to do with all them other then posting them in your blog?
Learn again. This time from Presentation Consultant, Alexei Kapterev, to create your own chair tipping presentations.
Learn again. This time from Presentation Consultant, Alexei Kapterev, to create your own chair tipping presentations.
Good photos? Create your own.
Remember the site I recommended where you can get free photos for your articles?
I noticed that the resolutions of some of the photos I chose were low and they do not look sharp when posted on my blogs. So, if you are the kind who prefer to create your own images but just need a little tweaking on your skills, I have discovered just the site to go to for free lessons.
Zach Holman has listed tens of thousands of tutorials for Photoshop, Flash, Illustrator and many other useful topics on Good-Tutorials.
I will have to find the time to learn something from this site. Till then, I have nothing to show off on this post of my doing.
I noticed that the resolutions of some of the photos I chose were low and they do not look sharp when posted on my blogs. So, if you are the kind who prefer to create your own images but just need a little tweaking on your skills, I have discovered just the site to go to for free lessons.
Zach Holman has listed tens of thousands of tutorials for Photoshop, Flash, Illustrator and many other useful topics on Good-Tutorials.
I will have to find the time to learn something from this site. Till then, I have nothing to show off on this post of my doing.
Lifestyle of Vijay Mallya
I have not check out if the information here is true but it is a good slide to look at now and then if you need some motivation to work towards a better lifestyle. Who wouldn't want to live in a dream home like this?
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Friday, May 23, 2008
A quick laugh for 5 mins
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
............ ......... ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ........
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' Only one hand shot up. 'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher. ''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
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Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
............ .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .
Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
............ ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........
Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
............ ......... ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... ........
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
............. ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .........
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
............ .......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' Only one hand shot up. 'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher. ''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
A Refresher Course on Trivials
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
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PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word criminal.' The second?
William Jefferson Clinton
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
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And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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