A Refresher Course on Trivials

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word criminal.' The second?

William Jefferson Clinton
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)