This is for real by Jatech.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
La Belleza Nocturna
I received this in my email and see that it was also posted on SlideShare.
What does the title "La Belleza Nocturna" means? I did a check on Babel Fish Translation and it translated the phrase to "The Nocturnal Beauty".
So, is "Un abrazo" the creator's name? No. It's direct translation is "A hug" but if you read what is posted on AskOxford, you will learn that it is an often used phrase in business correspondence and even in internal company memos or e–mails, where a friendly relationship exists between the parties.
Check out Database4Kids if you would like links to other online dictionaries that I have collected for my children.
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What does the title "La Belleza Nocturna" means? I did a check on Babel Fish Translation and it translated the phrase to "The Nocturnal Beauty".
So, is "Un abrazo" the creator's name? No. It's direct translation is "A hug" but if you read what is posted on AskOxford, you will learn that it is an often used phrase in business correspondence and even in internal company memos or e–mails, where a friendly relationship exists between the parties.
Check out Database4Kids if you would like links to other online dictionaries that I have collected for my children.
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Interesting houses
I think these photos may have been doctored. To see the real thing check "Architecture From Another Planet" out. Marshall Brain at BrainStuff: How Stuff Works has listed 25 incredible abodes for you to dream about owning.
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THE TOP ONE IS FOR THE PARENTS. THE LITTLE ONE IS FOR THE KIDS. THAT MIGHT GET POPULAR!
GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH DAMPNESS AT YOUR HOUSE?
I'VE HEARD OF PEOPLE'S BRIDGEWORK BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
TREE BELOW...FLOWERS ABOVE....
LONG CLIMB AFTER A DAY'S WORK!
HOW DID THEY GET THAT CAR IN THERE?
MOST PEOPLE USE TREES FOR A WINDBREAK.....
BETTER TALK TO AL GORE ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!
NOT DURING HURRICANE SEASON, THANK YOU.....
DON'T WANT VISITORS? JUST UNHOOK THE CABLE. JUST MIGHT CATCH ON....
CONSIDER THE PANIC IF YOU HEAR A BRANCH CRACK...
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THE TOP ONE IS FOR THE PARENTS. THE LITTLE ONE IS FOR THE KIDS. THAT MIGHT GET POPULAR!
GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH DAMPNESS AT YOUR HOUSE?
I'VE HEARD OF PEOPLE'S BRIDGEWORK BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
TREE BELOW...FLOWERS ABOVE....
LONG CLIMB AFTER A DAY'S WORK!
HOW DID THEY GET THAT CAR IN THERE?
MOST PEOPLE USE TREES FOR A WINDBREAK.....
BETTER TALK TO AL GORE ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!
NOT DURING HURRICANE SEASON, THANK YOU.....
DON'T WANT VISITORS? JUST UNHOOK THE CABLE. JUST MIGHT CATCH ON....
CONSIDER THE PANIC IF YOU HEAR A BRANCH CRACK...
Award Winning Cartoons
Finding truth in cartoons. Discovered Rahul's slide show on SlideShare.
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Streamyx connection down again
My Streamyx connection is down again. This time it's because my children messed around with the password for dialing up the connection.
It is a good thing that I have my Service Acceptance Form on hand, since I am not able to dial up to check my write up on "To change password to your Streamyx connection"
I called the TMNet number, 1300-889515, which is printed on the form and was given a new password to dial up. Then I went through the steps I have written to change my password but this time, it did not work.
So, I called TMNet and these are the additional steps you can take if you cannot change your password online.
1) Click on "Start" then click on "Control Panel"
2) Select "Network Connection" and click on it once to highlight it (turns blue)
3) Press the shift and delete keys together to remove it.
4) Look at the "Network Taskbar" on the left of "Network Connection" and click on "Create new connection".
5) At "New Connection Wizard" click on the "Next" button.
6) Select "Connect to the Internet", then click on the "Next" button.
7) Select "Set up my connection manually", then click on the "Next" button.
8) Select "Connect using broadband connection that requires a user name and password", then click on the "Next" button.
9) Type in "Streamyx" for ISP Name, then click on the "Next" button.
10) Type in your (user name)@streamyx and type in your new password. The user name should be the one you have registered with Streamyx
11) Type in your new password again, then click on the "Next" button.
12) Click on the "Finish" button and a dial up box will appear.
13) Dial up using your new password and you are on.
So, the next time my kids mess up my connection, they know what they should do or else.....
It is a good thing that I have my Service Acceptance Form on hand, since I am not able to dial up to check my write up on "To change password to your Streamyx connection"
I called the TMNet number, 1300-889515, which is printed on the form and was given a new password to dial up. Then I went through the steps I have written to change my password but this time, it did not work.
So, I called TMNet and these are the additional steps you can take if you cannot change your password online.
1) Click on "Start" then click on "Control Panel"
2) Select "Network Connection" and click on it once to highlight it (turns blue)
3) Press the shift and delete keys together to remove it.
4) Look at the "Network Taskbar" on the left of "Network Connection" and click on "Create new connection".
5) At "New Connection Wizard" click on the "Next" button.
6) Select "Connect to the Internet", then click on the "Next" button.
7) Select "Set up my connection manually", then click on the "Next" button.
8) Select "Connect using broadband connection that requires a user name and password", then click on the "Next" button.
9) Type in "Streamyx" for ISP Name, then click on the "Next" button.
10) Type in your (user name)@streamyx and type in your new password. The user name should be the one you have registered with Streamyx
11) Type in your new password again, then click on the "Next" button.
12) Click on the "Finish" button and a dial up box will appear.
13) Dial up using your new password and you are on.
So, the next time my kids mess up my connection, they know what they should do or else.....
Funny Bits (Jokes for Adult)
John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'What is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say 'F**k you!', and she says: 'F**k you too!' '
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The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
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A man is dying of cancer.
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?'...
Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'
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'I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
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Question: 'Why is a waist called a waist?'
Answer: 'Because anything above the p**sy and below the tits is a waste!'
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A lady tells her man: 'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table'.
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?'
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Question: 'What's common between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'
'BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND!'
Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'What is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say 'F**k you!', and she says: 'F**k you too!' '
________________________________________________
The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
____________________________________________
A man is dying of cancer.
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?'...
Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'
__________________________________________________
'I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'
_____________________________________________
YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
________________________________________________
Question: 'Why is a waist called a waist?'
Answer: 'Because anything above the p**sy and below the tits is a waste!'
______________________________________
A lady tells her man: 'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table'.
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?'
__________________________________
Question: 'What's common between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'
'BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND!'
Monday, May 26, 2008
Alzheimer's disease and dementia. Reduce risk.
I read on Wikipedia that playing board games, including Go can reduce risk of Alzheimer's disease and dementia.
If you are interested to learn how to play it, you can download a copy of an introduction to the game from American Go Association. There is also an Interactive Way To Go.
If you are interested to learn how to play it, you can download a copy of an introduction to the game from American Go Association. There is also an Interactive Way To Go.
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