What is aging about?

What is aging about?  Queen Elizabeth II shows you what it is about, courtesy of HerBunk Productions.

the relationship between the hand and the eye

From My InBox:

The relationship between a husband and a wife is like the relationship between the hand and the eye.

If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries and if the eye cries, the hand wipes
its tears... !!   

All be prepared..............

From My InBox:

NO. 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

NO.2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

NO.3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said, Sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.

Good Thoughts - Let's Share

From My InBox:

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. - That is attitude.

When flood comes, fish eat ants and when flood recedes, ants eat fish.  - Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!

Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.

Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them. A Wall or a Bridge? - Remember you are the architect of your life.

Search for a beautiful heart, but don't search for a beautiful face. Coz beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.

It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important how well you play with the cards you hold.

Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, 'relax dear it’s just a bend, not the end.' - Have faith and have a successful life.

One of the basic differences between God and humans is, God gives, gives and forgives. But the human gets, gets, gets and forgets.

Be thankful in life....

CHURCH SERVICE...(IN THE NEAR FUTURE)

From My InBox:

PASTOR:  Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION:  Halleluiah !



PASTOR:  Can we please turn our tablet PC, iPad, mobile phone, kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13....! And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.... !

PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your WhatsApp, BBM, Twitter andFacebook and chat with your God. Comeon.....

PASTOR: Please have your credit and debit cards ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings. You can log on to the church Wi-Fi usingthe password Lord909887.

Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers.

Those who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church and those who prefer to use iPads allowed to flip them open. Those who prefer telephone banking are allowed to take out their cellphones to transfer their contributions to the church bank account.


The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the mobile phones , iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker..


[Announcement]

SECRETARY: This week's cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebookgroup pages where the usual group chatting takes place.

Please don't miss out. Thursday's bible teachings will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers. God bless you and

have a wonderful week....

 

The many faces of Chinese

From My InBox:

China ethnic group from He Yan

Watching days roll by...

Do you know what it looks like to watch as the days roll by?

Let Jeong Yong show you with his creation of ONE Table Calendar.

Papers are no longer required as calendars to remind us of the date of the day, its month or year.  Just this creative magnetic conception by Jeong Yong will do just fine.

I am rather (magnetically) attracted by it.  Aren't you?