HOW TO DISAPPEAR IN A REALLY BIG HURRY!!

Life is unpredictable.

From My InBox:


> This guy was walking into the water, not even ankle deep yet, and 
> two killer whales just snatched him.
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> No blood. No guts. No mess. Just GONE!!
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> He happened to be waving at a friend who was taking a video of him, 
> but it became his last wave EVER!
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> Just suppose that his friend had not been filming at that moment, or 
> had not been looking in that direction.
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> Except for this incredible video, he would have been gone without 
> even a trace, never to be found by family or friends.
>
> His first clue should have been the seal pup that was coming to shore.
>
> This is a classic case of a person being in the wrong place at the 
> wrong time.

just for laughs

Wonderful Thoughts

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Poor bowel movement? Try squatting.

Do you know that squatting can improve your bowel movement? Before you tear down the toilet bowls in your home, watch this video first. Let's see who will be the first supplier to offer a free stool for their toilet bowls.

Read your "Fruit label"

From My InBox: Don't buy GM fruit identified by No. 8 on its label Very useful to know - it may allow us to beat our Govt toeing the American FDA line on hiding GMO foods ?? http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_look-up_code Read your fruit in the number posted. "Fruit label" will tell consumers the fruit, and whether the fruit are safe or unsafe for eating. Label for :- Traditional fruit : four digits beginning with 4 Organic fruit : five digits beginning with 9 Transgenic fruit : five digits beginning with 8 Example : You happen to see an apple in the store: If its label is 4922, it is a traditional apple, having used herbicides and chemical fertilizers during planting. If its label is 99222, it is an organic apple. A bit more expensive but free from herbicides and chemical fertilizers. If its label is 89222, it is genetically modified (GMO). You may not want to eat it. The next time you go shopping you'll understand these figures to know what to buy.

Easy Car Theft_Remote control

Please note that the information shared about a device that can remotely prevent you from locking your car is true. ========================================================= From My InBox: Hi It happens to me as well in Jaya Jusco IOI mall twice. I also thought my remote batt is flat. I went round n round my car trying to press remote, luckily after few minutes it locks. When i went 2nd time, i park same place, also cant lock..thn i change another parking place..remote seems ok again. You are right, i think someone has a device on remotes. The parking place is outside near Jusco entrance (nr secret recipe), next to ioi members parking. Please dont park there! Scary... > Hi, > > I think I almost became a victim of this last night. Had dinner with my > friends at one of the restaurant near Kayu in SS2 (formerly Cheow Yang). > After dinner, I unlocked the car to put some stuffs in the back. Then I > don't seem to be able to lock the car again. It was like the remote > batteries were totally flat. No signals at all. My remote doesn't have a > light so I couldn't tell if the batteries are weak or flat. It just didn't > work. All of a sudden for no reason, the remote just doesn't work. > Then my friends decided we will just pop over to Kayu for a drink. Since it > was almost the other end of the block, I decided to drive over and park > nearer to Kayu. Thank goodness I did that. When I got down at Kayu the > remote worked fine again. No problem. So, now with this email which I just > received, I think it was highly possible that such a device is being used on > my car last night. > If you all ever encounter such situation with your car remote, just drive > off and re-park somewhere else and see if the remote can work again or not. > Best Regards, > Car Theft > PLEASED BE INFORMED > > Friends and colleagues, Last week, my wife's car got stolen in a very busy > place near Jaya Jusco in Mahkota Cheras. This episode is something worth > sharing so that we can reduce the chance of having our cars stolen. After > parking her car on the roadside outside Jusco, she found that she was unable > to lock the car with the car remote, so she thought the remote battery is > flat,and proceeded to lock the car manually.She then went to buy some > groceries and about 30 min later when she returned to the spot where she > parked her car, it was missing. Later at the police station and insurance > agency, she was told that some car theft syndicates can use an electronic > device to 'clip' the car remote's frequency when she used it to lock the > car. The side effect of the 'clipping' operation is that the user will be > unable to lock the car with the remote. Once they have the frequency, they > were able to steal the car once you are out of range. Lesson learnt - next > time when you are unable to lock your car with the remote, chances are high > that someone nearby is already targeting your car - do not park there > anymore, just drive away.

On an SIA flight to KL

From My InBox: On an SIA flight to KL S'porean Passenger to Stewardess: Hallo Miss, just want to ask you ah, who and where is this Kevin Khoo ah? He seem to be a very busy man. Everyone is looking for him. Stewardess: ?? Sorry, Kevin Khoo?? Not sure what you mean sir.. Passenger: You know Kevin Khoo la, even the Captain is always looking for him. Kevin Khoo please be seated for take off. Kevin Khoo please return to your station. Kevin Khoo p...lease disarm all doors. Kevin Khoo please be seated for landing, aiyo! He is so busy la. Why you all never help him one? Stewardess: Sir, there are 12 of us Kevin Khoo on this flight and it is cabin crew ..not Kevin Khoo!