All about Muthu

Manager asked Muthu at an interview: Can you spell a word
that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


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After returning back
from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife: Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me - Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to
Muthu: Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small
Babies!!!

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Lecturer:
write a note on Gandhi Jay a nthi
Muthu writes, "Gandi was a great man, but
I don't know who is Jay a nthi."

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Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

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On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

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Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN"

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Interviewer: Just imagine you’re in 3rd floor, it caught fire. How will you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!