Kids Bible Test

> IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED
> QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS.
>
> THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN.
> THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN
> LEFT IN.
>
> 1. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF
> ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
>
> 2. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE
> DURING THE NIGHT.
>
> 3. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE
> WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
>
> 4. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE
> DELILAH.
>
> 5. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
>
> 6. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEAWHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH
> IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS
>
> 7, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT.
>
> AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
>
> 8. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE. (& ever
> since, Man has been subserviant to woman)
>
> 9. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY. (Man has
> learnt this well)
>
> 10. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND
> STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
>
> 11. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
>
> 12. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
>
> 13. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
>
> 14. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
>
> 14. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY