One dead woman to another

> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>
> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>
> 1st woman: I froze to death.
>
> 2nd woman: How horrible!
>
> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
> to get warm 'n
> sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
>
> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
> was cheating, so I came
> home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by
> himself in the den watching TV.
>
> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>
> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
> started running all over the
> house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched , and down into the
> basement. Then I went through
> every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
> looked everywhere, and finally
> I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
> died.
>
> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer--- we'd both still be
> alive.