Katerinashares a sad stories this Christmas on SlideShare. She is very sure that Santa don't go to Ethiopia.
But I have good news. Santa will go anywhere, anytime of the year if you shop at online sites that help causes of your choice. Following are two I discovered from SlideShare:
Christmas Future
Do Good Channel
Here is another someone from GreenYes forum recommended:
Changing The Present
This is what you call shop for good and I hope this information will make Katerina happy again.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Sunday, December 28, 2008
10 Reasons Why God Created Eve!
From My InBox:
10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what else is on television.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.
AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is ...
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1. When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I know I can do better than THIS!!"
10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what else is on television.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.
AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is ...
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1. When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I know I can do better than THIS!!"
"The Train Of Life"
From My InBox:
Some folks ride the train of life
Looking out the rear,
Watching miles of life roll by,
And marking every year.
They sit in sad remembrance,
Of wasted days gone by,
And curse their life for what it was,
And hang their heads and cry.
But, I don't concern myself with that,
I took a different vent,
I look forward to what life holds,
And not what has been spent.
So strap me to the engine.
As securely as I can be,
I want to be out on the front,
To see what I can see.
I want to feel the winds of change,
Blowing in my face,
I want to see what life unfolds,
As I move from place to place.
I want to see what's coming up,
Not looking at the past,
Life's too short for yesterdays,
It moves along too fast.
So if the ride gets bumpy,
While you are looking back,
Go up front and you may find,
Your life has jumped the track.
It's all right to remember,
'That's part of history,
But up front's where it's happening,
There's so much mystery.
The enjoyment of living,
Is not where we have been,
It's looking ever forward,
To another year and ten.
It's searching all the byways,
Never should you refrain,
For if you want to live your life,
You've gotta drive the train!
Some folks ride the train of life
Looking out the rear,
Watching miles of life roll by,
And marking every year.
They sit in sad remembrance,
Of wasted days gone by,
And curse their life for what it was,
And hang their heads and cry.
But, I don't concern myself with that,
I took a different vent,
I look forward to what life holds,
And not what has been spent.
So strap me to the engine.
As securely as I can be,
I want to be out on the front,
To see what I can see.
I want to feel the winds of change,
Blowing in my face,
I want to see what life unfolds,
As I move from place to place.
I want to see what's coming up,
Not looking at the past,
Life's too short for yesterdays,
It moves along too fast.
So if the ride gets bumpy,
While you are looking back,
Go up front and you may find,
Your life has jumped the track.
It's all right to remember,
'That's part of history,
But up front's where it's happening,
There's so much mystery.
The enjoyment of living,
Is not where we have been,
It's looking ever forward,
To another year and ten.
It's searching all the byways,
Never should you refrain,
For if you want to live your life,
You've gotta drive the train!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
"6 Thinking Hats" Sumarized
Nathanr07 summarized a book, "6 Thinking Hats" by Edward De Bono within 22 slides.
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
LIFE I AM THE NEW YEAR
From My InBox:
LIFE I AM THE NEW YEAR
Life I am the new year.
I am an unspoiled page in your book of time.
I am your next chance at the art of living.
I am your opportunity to practice
what you have learned about life
during the last twelve months.
All that you sought
and didn't find is hidden in me,
waiting for you to search it out
with more determination.
All the good that you tried for
and didn't achieve
is mine to grant
when you have fewer conflicting desires.
All that you dreamed but didn't dare to do,
all that you hoped but did not will,
all the faith that you claimed but did not have --
these slumber lightly,
waiting to be awakened
by the touch of a strong purpose.
I am your opportunity
to renew your allegiance to Him who said,
"behold, I make all things new."
I am the new year.
Remember "Home Alone"?
Have you watched "Home Alone"? Here is a version of "Pets Alone".
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Sunday, December 21, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
never lie to your mother!!
From My InBox:
Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day,
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day,
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
bounce juggling in triangle
Michael Moschen creating music as he juggles in triangle.
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From My InBox:
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From My InBox:
WIFE
From My InBox:
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...
Double Income, No Kids Yet. '
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker. '
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know...
'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know...
FORWARD TO MEN WHO WILL SOOOOOO ENJOY IT AND
WOMEN WHO HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...
Double Income, No Kids Yet. '
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker. '
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know...
'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know...
FORWARD TO MEN WHO WILL SOOOOOO ENJOY IT AND
WOMEN WHO HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Sardar jee
From My InBox:
> Boss: Where were you born?
> Sardar: India ..
> Boss: which part?
> Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
>
> 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
> Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
> explodes while fixing.
> Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
>
> Sardar: What is the name of your car?
> Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
> Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
> start with petrol.
>
> Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
> computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
> Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
>
> Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
> Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
>
>
> At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
> oh!
> Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.
> Is he crying?
>
> Sardar: U cheated me.
> Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
> Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India
> Radio! '
>
> NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
> In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
> Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
> Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
> Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
>
> Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
> Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
> Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
> Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
> Boss: Where were you born?
> Sardar: India ..
> Boss: which part?
> Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
>
> 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
> Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
> explodes while fixing.
> Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
>
> Sardar: What is the name of your car?
> Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
> Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
> start with petrol.
>
> Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
> computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
> Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
>
> Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
> Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
>
>
> At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
> oh!
> Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.
> Is he crying?
>
> Sardar: U cheated me.
> Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
> Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India
> Radio! '
>
> NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
> In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
> Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
> Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
> Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
>
> Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
> Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
> Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
> Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
10 most stupid questions...
From My InBox:
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a hai! rcut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a hai! rcut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
HOUSE WITH LIGHT
Need help getting you in the mood for X'mas? Watch this.
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My InBox:
ARE YOU BUYING AND EATING " BABY CARROTS " ? (False)
According to Urban Legends and Snopes washing baby carrots and other ready-to-eat fresh vegetable products, such as bagged salads in a chlorine-and-water solution before packaging is an accepted practice in processing fresh cut ready to eat vegetables. The purpose of washing vegetables with chlorinated water is to protect consumers' health by reducing bacteria that could cause food borne illnesses.
The "white covering" that you see on refrigerated baby carrots or "cocktail carrots" is a harmless discoloration resulting from moisture loss and/or abrasion during storage.
You can look at the labels and opt not to buy "baby cut carrots". Go for "baby carrots" which have been harvested while they are still young and tiny.
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From My In Box:
Baby Carrots are not what you think they are
'The following is information from a farmer who grows and packages carrots for
IGA, METRO, LOBLAWS, etc.
The small cocktail (baby) carrots you buy in small plastic bags are made using the
larger carrots which are put through a machine which cuts and shapes them into
cocktail carrots .
What you may not know and should know is the following: once the carrots are cut
and shaped into cocktail carrots they are dipped in a solution of water and chlorine
in order to preserve them (this is the same chlorine used your pool) and since they
do not have their skin or natural protective covering, they give them a higher dose
of chlorine.
You will notice that once you keep these carrots in your refrigerator for a few days,
a white covering will form on the carrots; this is the chlorine which resurfaces.
At what cost do we put our health at risk to have esthetically pleasing and simple
to serve vegetables which are unhealthy?
We do hope that this information can be passed on to as many people as possible
in the hopes of informing them where these carrots come from and how they are
processed. Chlorine is a very well known carcinogen.'
The "white covering" that you see on refrigerated baby carrots or "cocktail carrots" is a harmless discoloration resulting from moisture loss and/or abrasion during storage.
You can look at the labels and opt not to buy "baby cut carrots". Go for "baby carrots" which have been harvested while they are still young and tiny.
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From My In Box:
Baby Carrots are not what you think they are
'The following is information from a farmer who grows and packages carrots for
IGA, METRO, LOBLAWS, etc.
The small cocktail (baby) carrots you buy in small plastic bags are made using the
larger carrots which are put through a machine which cuts and shapes them into
cocktail carrots .
What you may not know and should know is the following: once the carrots are cut
and shaped into cocktail carrots they are dipped in a solution of water and chlorine
in order to preserve them (this is the same chlorine used your pool) and since they
do not have their skin or natural protective covering, they give them a higher dose
of chlorine.
You will notice that once you keep these carrots in your refrigerator for a few days,
a white covering will form on the carrots; this is the chlorine which resurfaces.
At what cost do we put our health at risk to have esthetically pleasing and simple
to serve vegetables which are unhealthy?
We do hope that this information can be passed on to as many people as possible
in the hopes of informing them where these carrots come from and how they are
processed. Chlorine is a very well known carcinogen.'
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
We're just funny sometimes...
My InBox:
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it a building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,
What are others here for?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, Why do bars have parking
lots?
We're just funny sometimes...
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it a building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,
What are others here for?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, Why do bars have parking
lots?
We're just funny sometimes...
That's life!!!!
God created the donkey and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the dog and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.size=6>
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
....................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally God created man and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish ................................................................
And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,
marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
That's Life.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
....................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the dog and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.size=6>
........................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
....................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally God created man and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish ................................................................
And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,
marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
That's Life.
Life is like having a cup of tea.
From My InBox:
Life is like having a cup of tea. You sit by the side of the window, lift the cup and take a careless sip, only to realize somebody forgot to put the sugar. Too lazy to go for it....... you somehow struggle through the sugarless cup....until you discover undisclosed sugar crystal sitting at the bottom.......
To laugh often and much
To win the respect
Of intelligent people
And the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation
Of honest critics and endure
The betrayal of false friends,
To appreciate beauty,
To find the best in others,
To leave the world
A bit better, whether
By a healthy child,
A garden patch
Or a redeemed social condition,
To know even one life
Has breathed easier
Because you have lived.
That is to have succeeded .......
Life is like having a cup of tea. You sit by the side of the window, lift the cup and take a careless sip, only to realize somebody forgot to put the sugar. Too lazy to go for it....... you somehow struggle through the sugarless cup....until you discover undisclosed sugar crystal sitting at the bottom.......
To laugh often and much
To win the respect
Of intelligent people
And the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation
Of honest critics and endure
The betrayal of false friends,
To appreciate beauty,
To find the best in others,
To leave the world
A bit better, whether
By a healthy child,
A garden patch
Or a redeemed social condition,
To know even one life
Has breathed easier
Because you have lived.
That is to have succeeded .......
Saturday Day - Working day !!!
Have you seen the expression when Saturday turns out to be a working day……………
Go Down….
Good Morning. Have a Wonderful Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From My InBox:
CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that's Confidence
***
TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,
he laughs......because he knows you will catch him;
that's Trust
***
HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that's Hope
***
Have Confidence, Trust & Never Lose Hope...
CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
came with an Umbrella,
that's Confidence
***
TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air,
he laughs......because he knows you will catch him;
that's Trust
***
HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
but still you have plans for the coming day ;
that's Hope
***
Have Confidence, Trust & Never Lose Hope...
Friday, December 12, 2008
A Meltdown Cheers?
Avalok shares on SlideShare that some creativity can bring some cheers to the current economic situation.
A quiz for people who know everything!!!
This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is
whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
THIS IS PRETTY COOL - HAVE A GREAT DAY
scroll for answers
Answers To Quiz:
1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends ... Boxing
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward s . Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons ... Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside ... Strawberry.
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle
is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)
6. Three English words beginning with 'dw' Dwarf, dwell and dwindle .
7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar ... Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh Lettuce.
9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S' Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART
......... Today is National Mental Health Day. You can do your part by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person !
Well, my job's done!
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is
whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.
7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
THIS IS PRETTY COOL - HAVE A GREAT DAY
scroll for answers
Answers To Quiz:
1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends ... Boxing
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward s . Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons ... Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside ... Strawberry.
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle
is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)
6. Three English words beginning with 'dw' Dwarf, dwell and dwindle .
7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar ... Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh Lettuce.
9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S' Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART
......... Today is National Mental Health Day. You can do your part by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person !
Well, my job's done!
Racial Jokes
From My In Box:
THE GENIE
A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He
rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban
appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.."
The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want
to be rich like a Chinaman!
Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was
smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like
Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.
As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes,
he noticed his own reflection.
Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much
fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily
summoned the genie and complained "Are you
deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a
Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!"
I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat,
lie and con their way to become rich..."
The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one
more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?"
To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be
rich and I don't want to work!"
Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
---------------------------------------------------
THE PRINTING PRESS
What do you get when you put 100 Chinamen under a
printing press?
The Yellow Pages
What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a
printing press?
A year's supply of carbon paper.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
WHEN YOU DRIVE A PROTON SAGA ...................
What's the first thing that come to your mind when
you see a Chinese man driving a BMW?
A pimp.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see a Malay man driving a BMW?
Ahmad.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see an Indian man driving a BMW?
A car jockey.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see a Bhai driving a BMW?
A car repossessor.
THE GENIE
A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He
rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban
appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.."
The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want
to be rich like a Chinaman!
Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was
smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like
Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.
As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes,
he noticed his own reflection.
Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much
fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily
summoned the genie and complained "Are you
deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a
Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!"
I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat,
lie and con their way to become rich..."
The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one
more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?"
To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be
rich and I don't want to work!"
Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...
---------------------------------------------------
THE PRINTING PRESS
What do you get when you put 100 Chinamen under a
printing press?
The Yellow Pages
What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a
printing press?
A year's supply of carbon paper.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
WHEN YOU DRIVE A PROTON SAGA ...................
What's the first thing that come to your mind when
you see a Chinese man driving a BMW?
A pimp.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see a Malay man driving a BMW?
Ahmad.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see an Indian man driving a BMW?
A car jockey.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see a Bhai driving a BMW?
A car repossessor.
Clean can be funny.
From My InBox:
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
*****************************************
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
********************************************
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
************************************
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
***********************************************
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonnay.
********************************************
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him.
'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
***************************************************************
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
*******************************************
Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!
This works. I don't know how
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
*****************************************
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
********************************************
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
************************************
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
***********************************************
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonnay.
********************************************
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him.
'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
***************************************************************
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
*******************************************
Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!
This works. I don't know how
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
TO: God.com
From My InBox:
Dear Lord,
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:
God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
and safe from harm
For they're so close to me.
And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.
You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to GOD.com
Amen
Dear Lord,
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:
God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
and safe from harm
For they're so close to me.
And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.
You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to GOD.com
Amen
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
A riddle for the day
From My InBox:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
The answer is: "A Last Name"
You didn't think I'd tell you a dirty joke, did you?LOL
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
The answer is: "A Last Name"
You didn't think I'd tell you a dirty joke, did you?LOL
Racial Jokes
From My InBox:
The ASIAN
Has one Wife
Has one Girlfriend
But he loves his wife the most
The AMERICA
Has one Wife
Has one Girlfriend
But he loves his girlfriend the most
The ARAB
Has 4 Wives
Has 4 Girlfriends
But he loves his housemaid the most
====================================
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts.
The ASIAN
Has one Wife
Has one Girlfriend
But he loves his wife the most
The AMERICA
Has one Wife
Has one Girlfriend
But he loves his girlfriend the most
The ARAB
Has 4 Wives
Has 4 Girlfriends
But he loves his housemaid the most
====================================
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Seek inspiration in Pravs World
Have you heard of Pravs J? He is the one who started Pravs World. It's a place where you can find lots of inspirational quotes. Avalok shares his collection of such quotes from Pravs World on SlideShare.
You can subscribe to Pravs World if you would like to receive your personal dosage of free inspirations and thank Avalok for this lead.
You can subscribe to Pravs World if you would like to receive your personal dosage of free inspirations and thank Avalok for this lead.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
DIY Acupressure
Find the Pressure Points at Acu XO and see if you can apply some pressure to these points to produce health-promoting effects.
Dr Ben Kim introduce three specific points that you can stimulate on a regular basis to experience significant health benefits in his article, How to Use Acupressure to Promote Your Best Health.
Dr Ben Kim introduce three specific points that you can stimulate on a regular basis to experience significant health benefits in his article, How to Use Acupressure to Promote Your Best Health.
Monday, December 1, 2008
Kasih Charity Fair Dec 20 2008
From My InBox:
> Dear Friends,
>
> At this difficult economic down time, being sick is an added tragedy.
> Kasih Hospice takes on the responsibility to provide complete free
> medical and nursing care, as well as companionship to terminally ill
> patients. But at this difficult time, donations are also slow in
> coming in. We thus are organising a charity fair,to help raise fund
> to support our work.
>
> You can help by sending good wishes, selling coupons[ which can be
> collected at Kasih premise] or come on that day to participate.
>
> You support is much appreciated. Please see flyer below and if you
> can, forward to your friends
>
> Thank you very much.
>
> With best regards,
> Dr.Goh Pik Pin
> President, Kasih Hospice
> Chairperson kasih Foundation
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Kasih Charity Fair
>
> Date 20 Dec 2008 (Saturday)
>
> Time 9 am to 3 pm
>
> Address: 7, Jalan 14/ 29, Petaling Jaya. T: 03 7960 7424 F 03 7956 6442
>
> E:kasihhospciecare@yahoo.com W: www.kasih-hospice.org
>
> Kasih Hospice is a charity organization which provides care for
> terminally ill patients and provide medicine, medical equipment and
> companionship completely free of charge .It 's work is financially
> supported by Kasih Foundation, a non profit organization with tax
> exemption status. Being non-profit, it needs public support.
>
> Please join us at Kasih Charity Fair and bring along your families
> and friends for delicious home-made food & fun games, useful
> household items, plants and book. For golden citizens, you can have
> free medical and eye examinations.
>
> All for the good cause of supporting hospice services provided by
> Kasih Hospice Care.
>
> The food comes from the kind bounty of our mothers, drinks are the
> nectar of love prepared by our sisters and medical check up by our
> doctors and nurses with gentlest hands and caring hearts.
>
> Understanding the value of serving the sick and that everyone can do
> something to contribute, in kind and in action, Teo Jia Her, a 12
> year old boy, bravely volunteered to shave his head bald to help raise
> funds for the work of KHC. Courage for charity. A fine example for the
> rest of us to follow!
>
> When we have all the time in the world …
>
> Remember
>
> There are some who do not.
>
> Hence, cherish the time we have and
>
> Help those who are in need when we can.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Message from the organising committee, Kasih Charity Fair
> Dear Friends,
>
> At this difficult economic down time, being sick is an added tragedy.
> Kasih Hospice takes on the responsibility to provide complete free
> medical and nursing care, as well as companionship to terminally ill
> patients. But at this difficult time, donations are also slow in
> coming in. We thus are organising a charity fair,to help raise fund
> to support our work.
>
> You can help by sending good wishes, selling coupons[ which can be
> collected at Kasih premise] or come on that day to participate.
>
> You support is much appreciated. Please see flyer below and if you
> can, forward to your friends
>
> Thank you very much.
>
> With best regards,
> Dr.Goh Pik Pin
> President, Kasih Hospice
> Chairperson kasih Foundation
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Kasih Charity Fair
>
> Date 20 Dec 2008 (Saturday)
>
> Time 9 am to 3 pm
>
> Address: 7, Jalan 14/ 29, Petaling Jaya. T: 03 7960 7424 F 03 7956 6442
>
> E:kasihhospciecare@yahoo.com W: www.kasih-hospice.org
>
> Kasih Hospice is a charity organization which provides care for
> terminally ill patients and provide medicine, medical equipment and
> companionship completely free of charge .It 's work is financially
> supported by Kasih Foundation, a non profit organization with tax
> exemption status. Being non-profit, it needs public support.
>
> Please join us at Kasih Charity Fair and bring along your families
> and friends for delicious home-made food & fun games, useful
> household items, plants and book. For golden citizens, you can have
> free medical and eye examinations.
>
> All for the good cause of supporting hospice services provided by
> Kasih Hospice Care.
>
> The food comes from the kind bounty of our mothers, drinks are the
> nectar of love prepared by our sisters and medical check up by our
> doctors and nurses with gentlest hands and caring hearts.
>
> Understanding the value of serving the sick and that everyone can do
> something to contribute, in kind and in action, Teo Jia Her, a 12
> year old boy, bravely volunteered to shave his head bald to help raise
> funds for the work of KHC. Courage for charity. A fine example for the
> rest of us to follow!
>
> When we have all the time in the world …
>
> Remember
>
> There are some who do not.
>
> Hence, cherish the time we have and
>
> Help those who are in need when we can.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Message from the organising committee, Kasih Charity Fair
Coke+Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies (False)
According to Snopes, some people who are monosodium glutamate (MSG) intolerant do experience the adverse effects of drowsiness and rapid heartbeat. There are no scientific facts to back the claim that when coke is mixed with MSG, it becomes an aphrodisiac.
But do heed the advise not to accept any drinks from any stranger or acquaintance.
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From My InBox:
DO YOU KNOW ? Coke+Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies
Dear friends,
I received a news about the recent tactic used to spike
girls' drink.
It is a cheap and widely used method.
This method was used in Canny Ong murder.
Rapist uses this method.
Coca-cola+ajinomoto/mono sodium glutamate = a medicine
which will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.
This mixture is poisonous if used too often on the victim.
Please send this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved ones and ask
them to beware.
DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / even
if it is your friend that you are not very close with.
Regards,
Hishamuddin Alias ( ASP )
Jabatan Siasatan Jenayah Berat
IPK Kuala Lumpur
But do heed the advise not to accept any drinks from any stranger or acquaintance.
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From My InBox:
DO YOU KNOW ? Coke+Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies
Dear friends,
I received a news about the recent tactic used to spike
girls' drink.
It is a cheap and widely used method.
This method was used in Canny Ong murder.
Rapist uses this method.
Coca-cola+ajinomoto/mono sodium glutamate = a medicine
which will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.
This mixture is poisonous if used too often on the victim.
Please send this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved ones and ask
them to beware.
DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / even
if it is your friend that you are not very close with.
Regards,
Hishamuddin Alias ( ASP )
Jabatan Siasatan Jenayah Berat
IPK Kuala Lumpur
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
My InBox:
Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to
jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though
Johnny started it.
Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not
disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state
because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist
tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair
with psychologist.
Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English
teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living
because he cannot speak English.
Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red
ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings
removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him
to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny
undergoes 5 years of therapy.
This should hit every e-mail box to show how stupid we have become! .
Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to
jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though
Johnny started it.
Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not
disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state
because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist
tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair
with psychologist.
Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English
teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living
because he cannot speak English.
Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red
ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings
removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him
to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny
undergoes 5 years of therapy.
This should hit every e-mail box to show how stupid we have become! .
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