Sardar jee

From My InBox:

> Boss: Where were you born?
> Sardar: India ..
> Boss: which part?
> Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
>
> 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
> Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
> explodes while fixing.
> Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
>
> Sardar: What is the name of your car?
> Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
> Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
> start with petrol.
>
> Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
> computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
> Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
>
> Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
> Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
>
>
> At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
> oh!
> Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head.
> Is he crying?
>
> Sardar: U cheated me.
> Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
> Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India
> Radio! '
>
> NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
> In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
> Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
> Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
> Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
>
> Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
> Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
> Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
> Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.