Racial Jokes

From My In Box:

THE GENIE

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto a lamp. He
rubbed on it and a magical genie Singh with a turban
appeared and said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.."

The Indian thought for a while and said "OK, I want
to be rich like a Chinaman!

Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the Indian was
smartly dressed, hair jelled and combed back like
Chow Yuen Fatt complete with handphone in hand.
As he walked towards his brand new shiny Mercedes,
he noticed his own reflection.

Not only was he smartly dressed, he was also much
fairer in complexion. The shocked Indian angrily
summoned the genie and complained "Are you
deaf or what? I said I wanted to be rich like a
Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!"

I don't want to be a Chinaman because they cheat,
lie and con their way to become rich..."

The genie reminded him that he's entitled to one
more wish "What do you want then, Muthu?"
To which Muthu quickly replied "I just want to be
rich and I don't want to work!"

Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...

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THE PRINTING PRESS

What do you get when you put 100 Chinamen under a
printing press?
The Yellow Pages

What do you get when you put 100 Indians under a
printing press?
A year's supply of carbon paper.

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WHEN YOU DRIVE A PROTON SAGA ...................

What's the first thing that come to your mind when
you see a Chinese man driving a BMW?
A pimp.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see a Malay man driving a BMW?
Ahmad.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see an Indian man driving a BMW?
A car jockey.

What's the first thing that comes to your mind
when you see a Bhai driving a BMW?
A car repossessor.