Renewal of Contract 2009....

Don't you wish you get to receive message like this after bombarding your friends with the tons of emails you have received? For those of you who have been doing this to me, thank you. This message is for you too.
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From My InBox from Katerina:

From My InBox:
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Dear Friend,

Renewal of Contract 2009

After serious & cautious consideration ...
Your contract of friendship
Has been renewed for the new year

2009

It was a very hard decision to make !!!
So try to be friendlier and more caring next year.
I am giving you another chance so ...

Don't mess it up!
'cuz it's impossible to find a friend who is...

96% funny,

97% kind,

98% loving,

99% talented
and
100% sweet.

So don't lose me ...
OK

Wishing You Seasons Greetings and A Very Happy New Year 2009