Jokes for Adults

From My InBox:

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their
entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the
greedy...


New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same
position with different women.

Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow
you'll have to do it again..


Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to
death.


Q: Why do 90% of gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% of boys are right handed.


Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE
CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over,
but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!


Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and
shapeless later


Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!


My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be
still in Paradise .. Why?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody
apple!