Wednesday, October 14, 2015

The can of worms

A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. 

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . .
. . ..  Dead.
The  second worm in cigarette smoke . . Dead!


Third  worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead!.

Fourth  worm in good clean soil . .  Alive! 
So  the Minister asked the congregation,
"So, my friends? What  did you learn from this demonstration?"


Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .

"As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you  won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service

Today  is International Disturbed People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...
Just  as I've done.
"Hang  in there sunshine, you're special!"

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