Karma? What's that?

I discovered that it easier for me to teach my children after sending them to the Sunday Dhamma School at Sungai Long Buddhist Society.

Should they misbehave, I can stop them by saying that it is bad for my karma to shout or beat them. If they do not finish up their food, I would say that it is bad for their karma.

"Karma" is best described as a debt owing or reaction to an action. So, bad actions begets bad karma and good karma creates good reaction.

My children understand that if they harm anyone physically, emotionally, mentally or spiritually, they will be placed in a similar incident where they will be the victim. So, it is a mighty magical word to teach my children with.

Do you see the picture now?

Some animals have to die to feed us. So don't throw away your food. I cannot find a better picture to get my children to clean up their plates.

Women Will Never Understand Football

I received this funny video in my email. My husband is crazy about football but I am not complaining. "THE GAMES" was the main reason why we had Astro channels installed in the first place. While he stays up to watch football, I write blogs.

It is a win win situation I love to hang on to and blog about.

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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower,
gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup
2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife



Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download
Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot ! Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat
Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Difference between wife & girlfriend

>>>>>> Wife is a HARIMAU ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And some say :
>>>>>> Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
>>>>>> At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
>>>>>> No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
>>>>>> Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
>>>>>> TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be
>>>>>> terminated
>>>>>> TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute,
>>>>>> slim,
>>>>>> curvy and very portable at any time.
>>>>>> Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and
>>>>>> often demanding,
>>>>>> Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
>>>>>> Last but not least.........
>>>>>> TV do not have virus, but h/p yes............have VIRUS.............
>>>>>> once get it, HABIS LA... .... hahahahaha......
>>>>>> so better choose TV

Suicidal Monkey

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