Difference between wife & girlfriend

>>>>>> Wife is a HARIMAU ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And some say :
>>>>>> Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
>>>>>> At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
>>>>>> No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
>>>>>> Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
>>>>>> TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be
>>>>>> terminated
>>>>>> TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute,
>>>>>> slim,
>>>>>> curvy and very portable at any time.
>>>>>> Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and
>>>>>> often demanding,
>>>>>> Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
>>>>>> Last but not least.........
>>>>>> TV do not have virus, but h/p yes............have VIRUS.............
>>>>>> once get it, HABIS LA... .... hahahahaha......
>>>>>> so better choose TV