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The Pilot and the Priest

From My InBox:

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ?'

The guy replies, 'I'm Bruce, retired Delta Airlines pilot from Florida .'

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, 'Bruce, take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.' The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.'

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.

'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?

'Up here -- we go by results,' says Saint Peter. 'When you preached -- people slept. When he flew -- people prayed.

Nurses don't laugh

From My InBox: "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.  Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said..  "I don't know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. She ran out of the room.

Mongolian song, "Mother in the Dream"

Do you know what it feels like to love someone who is no longer around?  Let Uudam, a 12-year-old Mongolian boy, express this feeling in a Mongolian song, "Mother in the Dream", which he sang at "China Got Talent".



Love your parents when they are still around to love and care for you.

For those who do not understand Mandarin, following is a rough translation forwarded by my friend:

This is a Mongolian boy. 

When is his ambition?  To invent a kind of ink that with one drop, it will turn the world into grassland.

When asked what he wants to performed, he said, sing.  

What song?  A dream about mother.

Where's your mum?  She is in heaven. 

What about your father?  He is also in heaven.

Then he sings.

The lady judge said I will represent all the mothers of the world and give you a hug.

The male judge said that when he appears, he is like a prince and everything went silence.

The lady judge asked him to say something to his mother, and he said:  "Mum, I always think of you."

Un peu d'anglais! (Some English!)

From My InBox:

We've all talked to this guy...At Last....A Picture of Him.

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said,
'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.

Message for Adultrers

I received this email recently...

Thought for the day

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.

He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said

"When you can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again.

...and I am inspired to reply to this Wseman because during a talk I did for single mothers, one asked, "Move on? Which direction should I go?"

The idea is for friends to send such message to people they know have been cheating on their spouses so that the adulterers will know how painful it is.  Will that stop infidelity?  I don't know but we can try.

Message for Adultrers:

Dear Wiseman

Forget the past & move on? 
When left high and dry, all by myself
which direction should I start from?
I cry in confusion.

Tears flow down my wrinkles
I cry for lost youth
time for building up a career
but I opt for love...
To start a family.

Struggling to make his way
I was the woman behind him
I cry for my lost in status
my right to stand by his side
to bask in the glory
This should be OUR success
NOT THEIRS
I cry.

I cry for all the lies he said
his gifts of guilty conscience
keeping me in the dark
I cry for trusting too much...

I cry thinking about his infidelity
wondering why friends kept his secrets
why are they helping him?
I cry for knowing too late
It’s now his addiction
the excitement
sex outside marriage!

I cry thinking about our children
I am falling into depression
I can’t be a good mother now
should I leave? 
I cry just wondering…

A broken family?
Wondering about the effects
Will they hate me?
How will they manage?
I cry knowing
they will be hurt the most!
  
I cry all alone
acting the "happy family"
knowing day by day
hurting every minute
as he has his way
with me and the others
knowing I know...

What can I do?
the love is not over
I can only cry
and keep crying
over the same thing
over and over again
Till the feelings gone?
Maybe till I am gone
I will keep crying...
 

The 13th Malaysian general election

Per Wikipedia, the 13th Malaysian general election must be held in 2013 or before 2013.  Malaysians, have you registered to vote?

To check on your voting status, you can call the headquarters of the Election Commission or the State Election Officers at Tel : 03-88856500 or do it online at the following link:

http://daftarj.spr.gov.my/daftarj/daftarbi.aspx

Information you need to provide are:
1) Name
2) Identity Card number

Check to ensure that your personal information and the location you are to go to vote are correct. 

If you have moved and the information has not been updated, all you have to do is to go to a Post Office with computer facilities near you to update your records. The officer in charge at the Post Office will provide you a Form A to fill in. You must register in person with your NRIC as you are required to sign on the form. A copy will be given to you.

You can also register as a first time voter at any Post Office near you. Before you go, you need to call 1-300-300-300 (local) or 603-2727 9100 to confirm that the Post Office nearest you has computer facilities.

For those of you living in Kajang, go to:

JKR 78,

Jln Hishamuddin, 

43000 Kajang, Selangor

Tel 03-87331018

To find Post Office in other location go to this link:

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Need more information about your voting rights?  Check out Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya Malaysia (SPR) website.