Complete and Finished

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No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best
linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: "Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand."

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

POEMS FOUND IN A MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET

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POEMS FOUND IN A MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET (in Singapore )

The first one goes:

THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'

Another one...

Here I lie in stinky vapour,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

This one by a budding poet...

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to shit

But only farted

Then the next guy comes along....

You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

And shit my pants!

Third guy with some inspiration.....

I came here

To shit and stink,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

The 4th guy....

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to shit and stink,

But I come

here to scratch my balls ,

And read the bullshit on the walls.....

Then this guy from Singapore Fire Dept ....... (written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Since the Ministry of Environment owns the toilets they have something to say too.....

We aim to please!

You aim too! Please

and on the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally a restaurant owner took this aiming issue a step further.....
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

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Making music with... the news?

How is it possible to build up the mood for creating lovely things or thoughts when we have to watch news like this everyday?




So, where do composers find inspirations for their chart topping songs?  Maybe watching this video created by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson will give you an idea.  

Creation of Love

With love, this can happen anyway.

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The ability to bridge the different religions and nationalities is really remarkable and admirable!

Password Dilemma

The problem of the century.

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Believe in "The Power of We"

Remember to watch what you say because once its out, you just can't take it back.  

That's Mitt Romney's mistake when he tried to impress women voters during the US 2012 presidential election.  During a debate he talked about "going to a number of women's groups" in his efforts to find female candidates "to pull together a cabinet" and what he received from them was "binders full of women".

See how some Americans are relating to binders being sold at Amazon.com.  This is what the Power of We is all about.  

From My InBox:

Pretty funny stuff.  Forward to every woman you know.  Especially those who plan to vote for Mitt, because, you know, he really respects them. 

A play on Romney's comment during the recent debate about having "binders full of women."  Amazon must be getting more traffic this week than ever.

http://goo.gl/S2quR

Everybody contributes in their own way to the political discussion.  I hope most of these 900+ reviewers also do something more concrete, like get on the phones, drive people to the polls or at least donate.

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Yes, I do what I preached and shortened following link to http://goo.gl/S2quR:

http://www.amazon.com/Avery-Durable-Binder-EZ-Turn-17032/product-reviews/B001B0CTMU/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending