WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!

From The Laughter Club:

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
To be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 
'Good morning,' said the young man.' 
'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, 
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' 
And she proceeded to close the door. 
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed 
It wide open... 
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' 
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 
"Now if this vacum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your 
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." 
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork and a bib smartass
'cause they cut off my electricity this morning." 

Looking through a window...

I tested this with the addresses of a shop in Victoria, Australia and one in Oregon, USA and it works!

If this works for you too, you won't have to miss your friends or relatives, who live overseas, as you can take a peek at the environment they live in.

I think that this is also a great way to find out if the address someone gives you does exit.  What do you think?

From My InBox:

This is quite astonishing. How "they" do it is mind boggling. Makes you wonder what is happening that we don't know about. The picture of your house (as in Google maps) may not be its best aspect, but how "they" are able to get it up so quickly is astonishing!! The originators of this is a group called Pusher. Pusher is a digital creative agency with offices in Sydney and Brisbane.

Just type in your address or any family/friend's addresses and look through the window at the snow falling on your home today.  
 
Click below to get something for Christmas you won't get anywhere else. 
 
http://www.pusher.com.au/clients/pusher-christmas-2011 

Complete and Finished

From My InBox:


No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best
linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: "Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand."

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

POEMS FOUND IN A MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET

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POEMS FOUND IN A MEN'S PUBLIC TOILET (in Singapore )

The first one goes:

THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'

Another one...

Here I lie in stinky vapour,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

This one by a budding poet...

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to shit

But only farted

Then the next guy comes along....

You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

And shit my pants!

Third guy with some inspiration.....

I came here

To shit and stink,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

The 4th guy....

Some come here to sit and think,

Some come here to shit and stink,

But I come

here to scratch my balls ,

And read the bullshit on the walls.....

Then this guy from Singapore Fire Dept ....... (written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Since the Ministry of Environment owns the toilets they have something to say too.....

We aim to please!

You aim too! Please

and on the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally a restaurant owner took this aiming issue a step further.....
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

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Making music with... the news?

How is it possible to build up the mood for creating lovely things or thoughts when we have to watch news like this everyday?




So, where do composers find inspirations for their chart topping songs?  Maybe watching this video created by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson will give you an idea.  

Creation of Love

With love, this can happen anyway.

From My InBox:

The ability to bridge the different religions and nationalities is really remarkable and admirable!

Password Dilemma

The problem of the century.

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