School: A place where Papa pays and son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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