Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Side effects of alcohol.... And Remedies!!!

From My InBox:

Side effects of alcohol.... And Remedies!!!

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where the 'hell' they're taking you!

5. Symptom : Your family is looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

6. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an Ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

CHEERS !!!!!!!!!

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