IRONIES OF LIFE - HUMOUR

Men :
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women :
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything thing to wear.
4. Although they never have anything to wear, they are always dressed impeccably
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
6. Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', you're still expect to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

And now you know why .......
Women are from Venus & Men are from Mars