Price of lovely bracelet,

>A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses
> around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
> Bending over to get a closer look, she accidently passes gas.
>
> Extremely embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments and then slowly
> straightens up and turns around to see whether anyone has noticed her
> little accident. Her worst fears are confirmed in the form of a
> salesman standing right behind her.
>
> Cool as a cucumber, the salesman greets the lady with a very
> professional, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
>
>
> Hoping against hope that he may just not have been there at the time of
> her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this
> lovely bracelet?'
>
> He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
> shit when I tell you the price.'