THE MALAYSIAN IN LONDON

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Johan, a 'young' Malaysian tourist on his first visit to London, locates
the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to
be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and
talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his
lap.

He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain
the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a
bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "No!"
and walks away quickly.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking man has asked for
something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with
it.

She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola
looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn't seem likely that
anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Johan...
They sit and talk, frolic a little, ! giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on
his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!", smacks
him as hard as she can, and literally runs away too!

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in
all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work
herself for a long time, but she did it for many years before she got into
management. She's sure she has said yes at one time or another to
everything a man could possibly ask for. The challenge is irresistible.

She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so
angry. And she sees a chance she can't pass up to show off to her employees how
good she was at what they do.

So she goes over to Johan and says that she's the best in the house and
she, herself, is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic a
bit, giggle a bit, drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And then Johan
leans forward and whispers! in her ear, ..........


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