Teacher Arrested.

Poor George Bush. When will jokes against him stop circulating?

From My InBox:

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F Kennedy International
Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler,
a protractor, as set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning
press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a
member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man,
who has been charged by the FBI with carrying Weapons of Maths
Instruction. "Let there be no doubt, al-Gebra is a problem for us all,"
the Attorney General said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes
and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use
secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,'
but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of
medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer
Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle.' When
asked to comment on the arrest, President George W. Bush said, 'If God had
wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given
us more fingers and toes.' White house aides told reporters they could not
recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.