Sadar and Sardarji

Sadar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and
suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?

. . . .. ... . . He opened a Hair Saloon in Punjab!
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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a
funeral function.. Suddenly, all the deceased's relatives start
beating him up!

Why?
He said, "SMILE PLEASE" (to the deceased!)
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Sardarji gets ready, wears his tie, coat and goes out, climbs a
tree, and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.

Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open
mouth..................
Because his doctor advised him that,
"Today's dinner should be light"!

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
Do you know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper was
leaking...!!
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the
plants.

Servant: It's already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go!
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first..!
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a
cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postman: - I had to come 5 Miles to deliver
this package to you...

Sardar: - Why did you come so far? You could have just posted
it....!
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children ?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR!
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Sardar's wish: When i die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in
the bus he was driving.. !
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A teacher lecturing on population:

In India, every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a child.
A Sardar stands up and says, "We must find her & stop her"!
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A man asked Sardarji, "Why Manmohan Singh goes walking in the
evening, and not in the morning?

Sardarji replied, ''Arey bhai, Manmohan is PM not AM''!
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Sardar visits his Chinese friend who is dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says, "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes to China to find meaning in the friend's last words.
It meant, 'You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed. His wife asked what you are doing?

He said. "I am seeing how I look when I sleep"!
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what...To avoid side effects!!!
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Man: Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
Punjab"!
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Sardar: For the past one week, a girl has been disturbing me. I
don't know how she got my number!
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
"Please recharge your card!"