Gentle thoughts for today

It is great to have people around to think for us things that we have never thought of to think about.
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From My InBox:

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the
right thing at the right time, but also to leave
unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat have gotten
to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty
(40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't
met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he
can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time
to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking
how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The"
and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra

You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today, it's called golf.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your
hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!