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Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife in bed with his friend.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'
Sister wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a sister....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....
Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
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