Thursday, June 5, 2008

TWO MEN & A LADY

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island - They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island - They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.
Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor. The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island - The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island - The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other because she was rejected by both.
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island - The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed.

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