They walk among us!

> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
> he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good
> home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there
> without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
> people were too un-trusting of this deal.. It looked to good to be true, so
> he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale £50.' The next day someone
> stole it.
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> Caution.... They Walk Among Us!
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> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
> shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
> said...'where???'
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> They Walk among us!!
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> While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
> was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
> morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
> explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
> her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.'
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> They Walk Among Us!!
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> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
> she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible,
> but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.
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> They Walk Among Us!!!!
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> I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
> sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500 g sirloin. Not wanting to
> make a scene, I told her I would take the 500 g steak instead of the
> half kg.
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> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
> seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the boot...
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> They Walk Among Us!!!!!
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> My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
> multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
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> They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
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> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
> attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
> out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
> and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
> turned...
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> They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! - and don't say you didn't turn your head to check!
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> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
> and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
> yet?'...
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> They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!! - sounds like Qantas to me !!!!
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> While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
> go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
> into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
> 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
> pieces.
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> Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!
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> Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!