LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting some one you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment